A: He’s 16. You want an explanation? Um…he’s incredibly short.
Q: Are any of you related?
A: DarkRevenge is Kass’s cousin. His OLDER cousin. Yes, that’s right, OLDER. I repeat, OLDER. No one else is related, but DarkRevenge IS Kass’s OLDER
cousin.
Q: What grade are you all in?
A: Every main member is Junior (11th grade). Yes, even DarkRevenge.
Q: Do you all live close to each other?
A: Vash, Kassious, and Irvine live within a few blocks of each other, in southeast Bay City. DR lives a mile away, in the REAL east side, with
all the ghetto gangsters, hence his ghetto lingo.
Q: Does DR really talk like he’s from the ghetto?
A: If he did, don’t you think ghetto people would’ve killed him by now?
Q: Are you insulting the ghetto?
A: No.
Q: Is this an FAQ or an “insult DR” page?
A: DR answers all the questions…so its an “insult DR” page.
Q: Is DR twelve?
A: No.
Q: Really?
A: Yes.
Q: Is that a, ”Yes, he’s not twelve,” or, “Yes, he’s twelve.”
A: Are you stupid?
Q: That’s not answer.
A: Are you going to shut up or do I have to leave?
Q: How was ESH started?
A: Vash, Kassious, Irvine, and the hobbit…er…DarkRevenge…got hooked on Halo, and then started meeting at Irvine’s home to pull
all-nighters playing the game.
Q: Why do you choose to make fun of DR’s height?
A: Because it’s FUN! It’s also fun to make fun of his inability to smell.
Q: He can’t smell?
A: Nope.
Q: So how does he know when someone farts?
A: We have to tell him.
Q: So if he and I were locked in a closet, and I had just eat 5 bean burritos—
A: Why would you lock yourself in a closet with DR, of all people? And, no.
Q: What if there was a fire and his life depended on him smelling the fire and escaping from the burning building?
